"Maybe I'll marry Obama."Would we get free snowballs for life? If so, the union most definitely has my blessing (though they'll have to hold off for a couple of decades to resolve various age-discrepancies and legislative obstacles).
"He's married."
"Maybe I'll marry Ashley from the snowball stand."
June has remarkably good taste. I admire her husband prospect and have giddy affection for her wife prospect. (Okay, affection is probably the wrong word. I am looking for something more stalkerish.) But I had never thought of the two in the same context. Come to think of it, maybe June is on to something and Ashley would make a good veep pick, carrying the much-sought-after snobliz with condensed milk demographic. OBAMA/HANSEN (not her dad the magistrate judge) in '08.
ReplyDeletePoor Miss Junebug is going to have to get in line, or at least speak up soon: Ashely is getting married in three weeks!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Billy: OBAMA/HANSEN '08! Why didn't we think of this earlier?!?