Okay, here's the game:
I post a character from my sketchbook. You propose a name for him or her. By some arbitrary, reality-show-like process (involving monkeys, Posh Spice, Charo, and reader-voting), we arrive at a winner. The winner of each round gains Slimbo-Points, accumulating—with luck—towards a (yet-to-be-determined) Super-Slimbo-Prize.
Or something like that. Like what about this guy?
What's his name?**
* Jack, Jack, bo-back, Banana-fana fo-fack, Fee-fi-mo-mack, Jack! (The complete set of all possible Name Game songs is defined by the string expression: X, X, bo-b(X−1), Banana-fana fo-f(X−1), Fee-fi-mo-m(X−1), X! where X is any name. Do with this information as you see fit.)
** Points are awarded for gumption, cheek, alliteration, and "right-ness".