Monday, March 17, 2008

Steak, K-Doe, Steak!

The question I forgot to ask, of course, is: What happens to Ernie's steak? I see three options:
  1. Antoinette leaves it untouched on the table at the end of the meal, wheeling Ernie back across the dining room (inadvertently bumping into other customers along the way). The busboys eat the steak.
  2. She takes it with her, setting the doggie bag in Ernie's lap as she wheels him back across the dining room (inadvertently bumping into other customers along the way). Once home, she puts the steak in the freezer (along with all the other frozen steaks) so that when the End Days come and Ernie returns reincarnate, there'll be plenty for him to eat. (He'll be hungry after all that while.)
  3. She eats it.
I flip-flop between #2 and #3.

2 comments:

  1. I don't think you understand, Dave. It's for HIM. HE eats it.

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