
What's his deal? (Seriously, I want to know.)
"I can't believe how many blank pieces of toast I had!"*She paused. She paused some more:
"Did I just say that?"Indeed you did, my dear. Nor is this the first such statement to bubble up from the jumbled recesses of your somnambulic brain. (I don't think I ever mentioned the "I don't talk to blueberry muffins very often" episode. Curious that so many of Sarah's nocturnal blatherings involve baked goods.)
"piss-bucket""Piss-bucket," I like it. In fact, I liked it so much, it cheered me up, and I (mostly) ceased to be one.*