(A) I have webbed toes.The winner will be awarded an Air Supply box set and a lifetime supply of Raisin Bran. (Now there's a party!) Happy hunting.
(B) My chin stubble is asymmetrically graying (on the same side as my white eyelash).
(C) I drink more white wine than red.
(D) As a young boy living in Kenya, I got caught in one of the baboon traps. (Don't try eating the corn attached to the little string.) It took nearly two hours and the assistance of several soldiers from a nearby army encampment to find me. (Fortunately, I had the corn, so I didn't go hungry.)
(E) I am equally proficient at whistling by exhaling or inhaling (the whistling equivalent of circular breathing).
(F) Once, while mowing the yard as a teenager, I ran over a nest of yellow jackets and was stung five times. (Yellow jacket stings really hurt.) My mother made me finish mowing the yard, which I greatly resented. (Those farm ladies are tough.)
(G) I secretly like Air Supply.
(H) My cousin invented Raisin Bran.
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Bullsh*t 2: The Return of Bullsh*t!
The fun continues. Four of the following eight statements are true. Which ones?