The New Yorker stole my joke (twice). My joke. Mine. Give it back, Mr. New Yorker Man. (I'm emotionally traumatized and spoiling for a fight.)*
* It's not the first time a major entertainment outlet has poached on my humor-territory. For years I joked about a new product concept: thong diapers. Then I saw a mock-commercial for exactly such a product on Saturday Night Live. They're in my head!