Penny likes to chase squirrels. I get it. It's a dog thing. Leash laws, though, generally prevent her from "pursuing" this hobby. But this morning in the park, I saw a lady with her dog on a leash, and together they were sneaking up on an unsuspecting squirrel. (I didn't stick around to see the outcome.)
Here's what I want to know: What happens if they actually catch it? Has she thought this through? Do they divvy up the squirrel? Fifty-fifty? Sixty-forty? Who gets the head? So many questions.