Posts, Pictures, and Pointless Ephemera
I'm pretty sure this is that guy from The Style Council (not Paul Weller, the other guy), still rocking the retro-mod look, albeit with a shorter 'do to hide the receding hairline, as seen on one of those VH1 "Where Are They Now?" shows. Possibly in some alternate universe where people who watch VH1 actually remember who the Style Council was.
Dexter has an importing business based in Honduras. He tells people that he works at a local department store but that ain't true. Dexter imports Honduran rum and other less profitable items like woven hats, small baskets and T-shirts. He drives a late model Acura TL black n'black. He is always listening to loud punta grooves on his tweaked audio system.
Steve grew up on a farm with five brothers and sisters and his dad is a minister. He now lives in the Big City as a computer programmer and hides as best he can from the past. He is trying real hard to fit in but he is super awkward and what he says always sounds off.
James or John? Does it really matter? He's an enigma. You can't get in there and find out who he really is or what his deal might be. He's totally mad but square as can be on the surface.
oh, I forgot about the howler monkeys that Dexter imports illegally from Honduras.
His name is Viktor and he's just come from Russia to Los Angeles. His clothes are from the Goodwill, which suits him just right. Viktor's been working on English, though he's not taking ESL courses, rather he's been watching Video tapes of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, owned by a second cousin named Freedo. So far, Viktor reall likes saying "Cool, Man, Cool" and also "Hasta La Vista, Baby," as well as "I'll be back." Often he uses them at odd times when he doesn't know how else to respond.