The other day, out of the blue, June asked me:
"Papa, are you tired of digging holes for your plants?"Oh, Lord. Next she'll be touting the improved visibility and safety provided by UV protective wraparound sunglasses.
"Um, no. Not reall..."
"You should try the Awesome Auger."*
"The Awesome Auger."
"It does the work for you. It digs holes, cuts through roots......"
* Rendered in her hilarious kiddy-lisp.