Tuesday, December 08, 2009

OMGUT!

I feel that the existing batch of inter-slang acronyms—OMG (Oh My God), LOL (Laugh Out Loud), ROTFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off), AFAIK (As Far As I Know), etc.—has grown stale and inadequate (so late nineties), and I have therefore decided to create new ones. Henceforth, I shall intersperse my posts with the following shorthands:
  • OMGUT (Oh My Great Uncle's Teeth)
  • LSAM (Laugh Silently And Mirthlessly)
  • ROGSMTMN (Rolling On Grapes Snorting Milk Through My Nose)
  • FAOTFWASIMM (Flopping Around On The Floor With A Spoon In My Mouth)
  • AFAICAGTWALIAEOPQU (As Far As I Can Ascertain Given That We Are Living In An Era Of Post-Quantum Uncertainty)
Feel free to borrow them or add your own.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Oh my gut!! A stomach ache do you have?

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  2. "A stomach ached do you have?" That sounded kind of Yoda-ish. OMGUT, Yoda just visited my blog!

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  3. TSS-- Thin Superior Smile
    SISL--Staring Into Space Listlessly

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  4. NRPATWYSBITTFOHTGTICOOMK - Not Really Paying Attention To What You're Saying Because I'm Trying To Figure Out How To Get These Infernal Crumbs Out Of My Keyboard

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  5. Long ago some friends of mine grew tired of lol and took up lut, laughing under turtles.

    I'll also suggest NABNL-Nodding Absently But Not Listening

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  6. ICCOWYSBYHABPOYNANIHAIE: I Can't Concentrate On What You're Saying Because You Have A Boogar Peekin' Out Yer Nostril And Now I Have An Itch, Etc...

    BYH, BHH: Bless your heart, bless his/her heart...

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