Marco asks, "What's Joe's story?":
Ah, yes, dear old Joe the Skeleton. He once had a big, very exciting day in which he ate a bagel and jumped over some snakes and went insane and got therapy and did a whole bunch of other cool stuff (and let's not forget the time he played in a banjo/accordion/drum buddy duo). But that was a while ago. What's he been up to lately?
But Marco, you know perfectly well, I can't tell you what Joe's story is. You, the readers, must tell me. So it's a brand new day and time for a whole new action-packed plot line. (Joe's days are even busier than Kiefer Sutherland's.) What happens to Joe in his big, very exciting new day?