Round One was fun, but we missed a few. On to Round Two:
The Soul Patch: I went for a maximalist soul patch (y’know, ‘cause I’ve got so much soul), the big kind that extends the full length of the chin.
The Frenchy: “Eh, quelque frwa frwa!”
The Neck Beard: This one seems to persist in popularity amongst certain twenty-something gents. I don’t quite understand why. (Unless you’re Amish. If you’re Amish, go for it.)
The Village Person Biker/East Village Hipster: This mustache can say various things, but whatever it says, it says it loudly.
The Don Johnson: Remember that? That was really the thing for while.
If I'm still missing any, that’s probably just as well, they can stay missed. (Even I can't stand it anymore.) This blog will now revert to its usual clean-cut, close-shaven self.