Sarah is neutral on the subject of facial hair in general but opposed to it on my particular face. And because I'm a cruel and vicious husband, lately I've been drawrin' up various beard-options* and texting them to her while she's at work (preferably in some very important meeting where laughing out loud** would be wildly inappropriate). Thus far:

It ain't gonna happen, but if it was, it would be this.

No.

No no.

This one terrifies me.

Hmm, I'm kind of digging it. Whatchya think, Sarah?
Have I neglected any options?
* Digi-drawrin', actually—the facial hair—with this handy dandy doo-dad on my shiny old toy (a sort of narcissistic digitized version of that old Wooly Willy game with the metal filings and the magnet).
** She knows they're idle threats. I'm also neutral on the subject of facial hair in general but opposed to it on my particular face.
What about the 'soul patch'? The single hair swatch below the lower lip.
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