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Luther Adkins. Sells bricks. Finds them very boring. Doesn't know how long he can stand them anymore.
Got any happy people?
He works for Banana Republic and got several pink shirts at their last sale. They didn't sell too well.
Dan Birkin sells shoes. He has been in the business for a number of years. At one point he almost developed a foot fetish, but therapy nipped that in the bud. Dan is married and has two young children. Dan thinks he's a comedian and is always trying out jokes on his customers and family. Dan is also a practical joker. He sometimes puts rubber spiders in people's shoes as they are trying them on. The management has warned him that this is not a good thing. Dan is also an avid birder.