Tuesday, January 03, 2012

I Resolve...

New Year's Resolutions are hard. And failure is so discouraging. This year I'm lowering the bar. I resolve to:
  • Wear shoes most days
  • Not curse at nuns
  • Avoid fraternizing with gibbons
  • Sleep
  • Not get my ears pierced
  • Not get a tattoo
  • Not bet on peanuckle games
  • Make at least one mock-(but-not really-all-that-funny)-list of New Year’s resolutions
What do you resolve?

3 comments:

  1. The great comic, Pat McCormick, used to appear on the The Late Show each year with his resolutions. One year one his resolutions was "never to take the temperature of a dog in church". It could well appear in your list.

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  2. Ooh! I resolve to not do that too!

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  3. Anonymous10:04 PM

    I plan to try hard not to go to church more.

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