Saturday, January 21, 2012

Planet of the Annoying Hipster Apes


So what if a Planet of the Apes-type scenario actually happened, but instead of the apes becoming a dominant super-species that enslaves humanity, they just became a roughly-on-par-but-kind-of-lame species with an excessive fondness for foppish hipster attire and a habit of showing up at parties uninvited and drinking all the booze and eating all the bananas.1 That would suck.

1 Which would be particularly annoying because it's not like the bananas are even for the guests. (Who serves bananas at a party?) But the apes just help themselves. Take your stinking paws off my bananas, you damned dirty ape!

2 comments:

  1. These hipster apes look like they might puree the bananas and mix it with Maker's Mark. Not good.

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    1. Mmm, bananas and bourbon smoothie... I confess, that sounds kind of good.

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