Saturday, January 21, 2012

Planet of the Annoying Hipster Apes

So what if a Planet of the Apes-type scenario actually happened, but instead of the apes becoming a dominant super-species that enslaves humanity, they just became a roughly-on-par-but-kind-of-lame species with an excessive fondness for foppish hipster attire and a habit of showing up at parties uninvited and drinking all the booze and eating all the bananas.1 That would suck.

1 Which would be particularly annoying because it's not like the bananas are even for the guests. (Who serves bananas at a party?) But the apes just help themselves. Take your stinking paws off my bananas, you damned dirty ape!


  1. These hipster apes look like they might puree the bananas and mix it with Maker's Mark. Not good.

    1. Mmm, bananas and bourbon smoothie... I confess, that sounds kind of good.