(Our game continues.) Meet Malcolm Moon, moon pie mogul. Malcolm has discovered that moon pies equal money.1 But do moon pies equal happiness? (Anonymous, I'm pretty sure your answer is "no".) Hmm, poor Malcolm.
Okay, what's next? In the absence of suggestions, I'll be left to my own devices, and Lord knows what will happen then.
1 Actually, I suspect the profit margin on moon pies is quite small, but this is fiction. Suspend your disbelief for a moment.