Wow! Whodathunk little Jimmy would grow up to be a long-haired hard-drinkin' hell-raisin' outlaw country singer?1 But there he is. And Big Jimmy wants to wish you a damn fine Turkey Day. Gobble Gobble!
1 As I said, in the absence of guidance, this game is subject to the whims of my psyche, and who the hell knows where that will lead.