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Rob Backstrom is a financier. He has always made money from other people's money. He does this with complete impunity, though some past investments have been somewhat shakey. He had considerable involvement with short mortgage loans in the 2008 debacle and bank bailouts. Many people lost their entire life savings investing in Rob's Ponzi-like investments. Rob reassures his clients that it is not the end of the world if you lose your life savings. The bright side is that you don't have to worry about your bank balance any longer. Nor do you have to pay any interest tax. Rob smiles and pats his clients on the head urging them to sing and dance more, to forget their monetary woes. Rob then drives away in his Lamborghini Aventador and turns up the new Daft Punk cd very loud to drown out the cries of the bankrupt people he leaves by the curb. For added effect he flings Monopoly $1000 bills out the car window and laughs his Vincent Price laugh.
What a back story!
It's all Slimbo's fault.
Indeed it is. I hold myself fully accountable for the financial collapse.