Wednesday, April 05, 2017

What's His Deal? Side-Eye McPompadour



Alright, next up: this guy. What's his deal? Name, backstory, preferred sock color, etc. (Sarah was picking up a Weimar Republic cabaret MC vibe. Your mileage may vary.)

7 comments:

  1. This is prime real estate! WOW

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  2. You mean this dude?

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5a/65/b5/5a65b555e0df447fa1add6900e4f1029.jpg

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  3. He's a mafia hairdresser. Not a barber.

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  4. Maurice Stench has been a hairdresser to the stars and the infamous. He original started out life as a lion trainer for Barnum & Bailey but an unfortunate accident convinced him to pursue an alternate career. After obtaining his cosmetologist license, he headed to Hollywood and soon became a hairdresser for such celebrities as Liberace and Zsa Zsa Gabor. As his fame grew he was sought out by various underworld celebs and traveled extensively in the Aspromonte Mountains in Calabria and the interior badlands of Sicily. He was almost executed for divulging some sensitive mob secrets but it was determined that he had made these tales up.

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  5. Well, thank you, but Shoshanah (what a beautiful name!) started it all.

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