Monday, March 07, 2005

In the Navy

Pregnant employees cost organizations money so naturally it is in an oganization's interest to do whatever it can to discourage its female staff from getting knocked up. In most cases, though, this is limited to relatively modest tools such as family-hostile leave policies and the absence of viable day care. The Navy, however, by virtue of being able to dictate their staff's wardrobe, has a truly powerful weapon, the Navy Maternity Uniform:

So unsexy, so unsassy! Hot? Not! This outfit says, "Watch out world! I'm a big, fat cow and and they never should have let women into the armed services! Here I come!"

Comes in 3 sizes:
(D) Disgrace
(BD) Big Disgrace
(RBFD) Really Big Freakin' Disgrace

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