Friday, April 08, 2005

Fascinating Topics of Breakroom Conversation

They are as follows:
  • What time the doughnuts will arrive.
  • Good deals at Disney World.
  • The relative merits of Jell-O versus Jell-O With Fruit.
  • The LSU Tigers.
  • Colonoscopies.
  • Why there are no chocolate doughnuts.
  • The low speed car chase currently being broadcast on Fox News.
  • "Are we having fun yet?"
  • Boy, the popcorn sure went fast.
  • Menopause.
  • Retirement.
  • Is it worth waiting for the chocolate doughnuts or not?
  • Beanie Babies.
  • Who finished the coffee and didn't brew more?
  • Sam's club.
  • "Her ass is kind of square."
  • The non-dairy creamer is very full.
  • If there are no chocolate dougnuts, the next best thing is a chocolate covered doughnut.
  • Cell phones.
  • Low carb diets.
  • Ooh! Free cookies!
What are they talking about where you are?


  1. Anonymous11:02 PM

    what tony did last night.
    how much money karl made.
    the guy at 55's wife being pissed because he's telling the table how he pisses on his feet in the shower to prevent toe fungus.
    the fact that sara isnt drinking this week.
    how many minutes it is to my house from work.
    how many minutes it is to the dishwashers house from work.
    that shawn is studying math theory.

  2. It prevents toe fungus too? Cool! I've always just pissed on my toes in the shower because it's fun.