"Magic Fairy Bed"

Middle of the night:

"I can't sleep. My bed is so hard and yours is so soft."

A little desperately, "Well, in the morning we'll see what we can do about it."

"Noooo!"

A little more desperately, "Yes, but yours is a magic fairy bed."

"Noooooo!"

Very desperately, "Ok, well I'll go talk to Mama and see what we should do about it, and I'll be back in 5 minutes."

"Ok." (asleep in 30 seconds)

Sucker.