Thursday, June 16, 2005

Scary Orange Clown Barrista

The lady who just served me my coffee was very tan, but (shhh!) I think it might have been fake. There were two clues:
  1. She wasn't so much "tan" as "vivid orange".
  2. Her "tan" only extended to the perimeter of her face leaving her ears, neck, and extremities completely and utterly white.
What do you think? Maybe she has a hooded swimsuit.

1 comment:

  1. "I've got another puzzle for you."

    I knew this German woman in college that loved the orange tan. Trouble was, she also loved to bleach her hair and swim.

    So, the chlorine reacted to the blonde, and we ended up acquainted to a green-haired, orange skinned, very large German girl.

    "If you are wise you'll listen to me."