Friday, August 05, 2005


While I was walking the dog this morning, a guy tried to sell me a lock for my front door. Hmm, buying a lock from a sketchy street dude, what could possibly be bad about that?


  1. Anonymous11:34 PM

    What if you just bought it? Bought it (but did not install it) and then waited? Maybe on the porch, every night? With a bat. Or a beer.
    "Hey. Been waitin'. Where y'at?"

  2. Perhaps. In all honesty though, I think this guy lacked the foresight to actually carry off any such scheme, so I would probably be waiting a long time. The more likely reality is that he had just snagged it from somewhere and would have been perfectly content to exchange it for enough money to buy a couple of 7 a.m. beers.