In keeping with the major changes that our city has undergone, I believe it needs a new name, a rebranding, if you will, that truly articulates its new identity. I have a few thoughts:
Stinkopolis
'Fridgetown
New Venice
FEMAville
Other suggestions?
Once the list is complete, we'll ship it off to the mayor, and they can get it on the ballot for the next municipal elections. We're making history here, folks!
Fridgebourg!
ReplyDelete"The land of Misfit Fridges"
ReplyDelete"The City that FEMA Forgot"?
ReplyDelete"The Big Oozy"?
ReplyDeleteXanex-adu?
ReplyDeleteValiumville?
or my personal favorite, Gin City
Moldtopia?
ReplyDeleteMOLDOPOLIS
ReplyDeleteI like New Venice. That's excellent!
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