Friday, February 03, 2006

Ken Mart

The Chicken Mart's sign took a beating. I'm wondering which is going to be a more viable rebuilding plan: repair the sign, or retool the business to sell small, plastic dolls of closeted, gay men.*

* You absolutely have to follow that Ken link. It will make your day. Or it might ruin your day and give you bad dreams for a week. I'm not really sure which, but at least it won't be boring.


  1. Yeah, actually that site is starting to freak me out. Sunsational Malibu Ken African American? Sport & Shave Ken? Harley Davidson Ken? Hollywood Legends Ken as the Scarecrow?

    And what's up with "Talking Ken Baggie-Mute"? There's no link so I don't know what he is, but I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer.

  2. Yeah, Sport and Shave Ken..."he's all man."

    It's hard say who's more lovable....Brunette Fabio Ken, Disco Ken, Olimpico Ken, Lively Walking Ken, or Rappin' Rockin' Ken. Yo!

    The boxes are priceless.

  3. But you know, Perfume Giving Ken is every gals favorite.

  4. You can't forget Crystal Ken...the most handsomest Ken ever(!). Or the Dream Glow African American Ken complete with the glow in the dark vest and corsage.

    Ahhhh...Keepin' Ken Ken. Nice find.

  5. Ok. I can't stop, and it seems to get worse as you work your way down the page:

    Rappin' Rockin' Ken (with long hair of course)?

    Western Fun Ken? (Blazin' trails in fashion and fun!)

    "Mysteriously Missing" Rainbow Prince Ken? (this might be my favorite)

    Ok. I'll stop now.

  6. I think I actually had Island Fun Ken.

  7. Anonymous1:57 AM

    My brother took the legs off my Ken doll when I was at a very impressionable age. Barbie had to date Kevin for the rest of my career as a Barbie fan.