I am thinking that the person feels a little insecure around Miss Literary and impulsively showed off his or her extensive, high brow knowledge of shit. A good response from Miss Lit would have been: "Well now, listen to Mr./ Ms. Fecal Historian over here."
I totally didn't get it - but it made me snicker, anyway.
Then I came here and read the comments, and actually laughed out loud....
NolaNik, the next time someone is trying to intimidate me with their oh-so-extensive-intellect, why to I get the feeling that I am going to have to bite the insides of my cheeks to stop from blurting out your fab "Fecal Historian" line????
I know. My mind goes to the potty humor every time. Can't stop myself. I was surprised to find that I am more dark than dirty according to the 3 variable funny test: 57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 26% vulgar.
the gal must have thought anna karenina was some slang term for pepto bismal.
ReplyDeleteKaopectate®.
ReplyDeleteWords beginning with K can be challenging.
Wow, that is tricky. I can understand the conufusion.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking that the person feels a little insecure around Miss Literary and impulsively showed off his or her extensive, high brow knowledge of shit. A good response from Miss Lit would have been:
ReplyDelete"Well now, listen to Mr./ Ms. Fecal Historian over here."
I totally didn't get it - but it made me snicker, anyway.
ReplyDeleteThen I came here and read the comments, and actually laughed out loud....
NolaNik, the next time someone is trying to intimidate me with their oh-so-extensive-intellect, why to I get the feeling that I am going to have to bite the insides of my cheeks to stop from blurting out your fab "Fecal Historian" line????
I know. My mind goes to the potty humor every time. Can't stop myself. I was surprised to find that I am more dark than dirty according to the 3 variable funny test:
ReplyDelete57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 26% vulgar.
Go figure...
That's priceless.
ReplyDeleteThose who don't know fecal history are doomed to repeat it.
ReplyDeleteYes, we could be facing Montezuma vs. Dostoyevsky all over again. Seductive, tragic, volcanic, runny...
ReplyDeleteOOps, Tolstoy.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm doomed.
Karamazov. Karenina. Words beginning with K can be challenging.
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