Friday, May 26, 2006

Dear Slimbolala

I'm thinking I might like to start a sort of advice column, Dear Slimbolala. Of course, it wouldn't be good advice (that's been done). It would be very, very bad advice - sometimes crazy, misguided bad, resulting in wacky, embarrassing Three's Company-like scenarios - sometimes viciously, heinously bad resulting in devastating, life-crushing misery.

Any takers?


  1. Anonymous8:15 AM

    I'm in. Before you know it, you'll be syndicated! Now I have to think of things in my ramped-up fabulous life that need weird advice. Like "Dear Slim, what can I do to lose weight without exercising or giving up good food and red wine?"

  2. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Well what would you say if I asked about the possibility of my fiancee being gay?

  3. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Dear Anonymous, you don't need Slim if you've seen your man dancing with a cock ring in the Marigny to "Relax". He needs more pathological bait.

  4. Anonymous7:26 AM

    See how well that ALM French has served me. I don't even remember gender endings. Either way Slim straightens things out.

  5. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Dr. Slim, I followed your advice on the cocaine diet and bought a lot. It seems to go up the nose out into the ether. Ashley was kind enough to offer Jack as a complement a la his friend. That really impressed me. Hence, I posted my latest quandry in one of you other slots. Please locate it it and answer in your own sweet southern time. Thank you for these gems.

  6. Ain't no time like the sweet southern time. Your quandry won't be neglected. I promise.