Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Overheard at the Coffice: Freak Love

I love the coffice. Today's overheard wacky-mack-attack-y:
"When I say that a kiss can take you to another reality, another plane of existence, it's not because I want a kiss from you. It's because I want to take you to another dimension."
He then went on to make various Matrix references in support of his case.


  1. Anonymous9:09 PM

    Did it work?

    Me, I usually just hang out in bars and wait for the smell of the clove cigarettes. Then I move in and talk Kierkegaard.

  2. Kids say the darnedest things. Priceless

  3. They do say the darnedest things, and no it didn't work. Maybe he took it too far when he started talking about vampires in matter-of-fact terms. Or maybe it was when he declared that he was a member of the Manson family, and how misunderstood and persecuted Manson was because all he was really trying to do was promote love and understanding.

  4. Yeah, he really knew how to bust some moves on a lady.

  5. Did he have his shirt unbuttoned down to there, with lots of rings on his fingers, which were clasped together ever so lightly as he leaned over to her...through a moonlighting-like blur of features?

    And of course, a long black silk cape.

  6. Actually: bald head, strange brow piercing, stooped demeanor, Charles Manson tee, and big, shitkicker boots.