Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Pop Quiz: Fest-rogen Edition

Smurf day continues:

As always, I fully expect this Pop Quiz to crash and burn, but who knows. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised. Today's task:
Using your powers of deduction, correctly identify which smurf character has the highest level of Fest-rogen.
This task will test both your knowledge of smurfs and your knowledge of Fest-ers. Please show your work.

The winner will henceforth be referred to as "Brainy" and awarded a big pair of doofy glasses and a white stocking cap.


  1. Anonymous5:26 PM

    I'm going to say Harmony Smurf: "One time, Harmony Smurf was so saddened to be thrown out of a musical concert that he ran away from the village."

  2. Anonymous7:40 PM

    must be harmony - i have a harmony smurf i got out of a kinder egg on my kitchen table a couple of years ago, and i haven't been to the fest in all that time

  3. If you're looking for a fest-rogen performer , I'll have to join the chorus and vote for Harmony the musician as well.

    However, if you're looking for an audience member - one that is all dopey and spaced out and following his bliss (as you often see at music festivals. typically wearing tye-die and "dancing" like slowmoving dervishes) then I'm going to have to buck the trend and vote for Dreamy Smurf....

  4. Oh - wait! I hadn't followed your link to the Wikipedia post before I replied....

    Seems like there are lots of Dabblers and Slouchys at festivals, too.....

  5. My first thought was clumsy smurf. And don't forget Chalmette Smurf. I saw her at The Boss' show, jammin' with the air guitar to Born to be Wild, yeah?

  6. Anonymous6:57 PM

    paw-dancin' smurf, Smurf-Blue Teva-Smurf, bracelet-making smurf, loose-neck smurf, searchin' for lost shaker of salt smurf....

  7. Looks like Harmony's the winner, although I loved them all (and Searching-For-My-Lost-Shake-of-Salt Smurf, in particular, will always hold a special place in my heart).

    Well done, team.