Thursday, July 06, 2006

Extreme Foolishness

You know what this world needs? More extreme sports. I have a few suggestions:

  • extreme accounting
  • extreme Elvis impersonation
  • extreme haberdashing
  • extreme head games
  • extreme hooliganism
  • extreme hopscotch
  • extreme limping
  • extreme mumbling
  • extreme pandering
  • extreme pickup sticks
  • extreme sloth
  • extreme streaking
  • extreme thumbwrestling
  • extreme tiddlywinks
  • extreme waxing
Feel free to add to the list, though I should warn you, if your idea's any good I'll be forced to steal it, claiming all media rights and adding another sinuous tentacle to the many-armed beast that is the Slimbo Media Empire. Mwah-hah-hah!

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Extreme Haggis

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  2. Anonymous4:43 PM

    eXtreme ping-pong
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Extreme gas huffing
    ?

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  4. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Extreme Library Science

    Extreme Dawdling

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  5. Anonymous7:08 PM

    After Uber was medicated, I and the SO came up with extreme farting and extreme pestering, born of our beloved departed bloodhound, Sybil and our beloved French bull dog, Aldo . I value your considerate removal of monkey baiting.

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  6. NolaNik10:09 PM

    extreme alphabetizing...hmmm, David?

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  7. NolaNik10:15 PM

    But seriously,
    Extreme Psychosomatic Turrets
    or
    Extreme Person-Smelling, also called
    Extreme Sniffing of People

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  8. Ray10:59 PM

    Extreme mediocrity.

    Which is a delicate balancing act.

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  9. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Nolanik's Extreme Psychosomatic Turrets is a wonderful concept in an artsy sorta way. Slim's ideas always stir up active minds.

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  10. Anonymous9:09 AM

    extreme walking-under-a-board-at-forehead-level

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  11. NolaNik9:14 AM

    youch.

    And Marco, I have often gone to the brink of thinking myself into Turretic (?) outbursts. I mean, who hasn't?

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  12. Anonymous1:27 PM

    Nik, I'm always on the edge of one. I'm half-Sicilian. What does Ruth-Anne do when you, ya' know, Turret yourself up?

    And for the extremities: Extreme drooling-while-yelling-Socialist-slogans

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  13. NolaNik11:28 PM

    Yeah, she spins in circles. She loves it.

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  14. Anonymous3:10 AM

    When Ana's 13 yr old sister came in town recently, we invented Extreme Rock, Paper, Scissors. Our hands were numb for days.

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  15. NolaNik10:17 AM

    Excellent!

    dingobaj

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