You know what this world needs? More extreme sports. I have a few suggestions:
- extreme accounting
- extreme Elvis impersonation
- extreme haberdashing
- extreme head games
- extreme hooliganism
- extreme hopscotch
- extreme limping
- extreme mumbling
- extreme pandering
- extreme pickup sticks
- extreme sloth
- extreme streaking
- extreme thumbwrestling
- extreme tiddlywinks
- extreme waxing
Feel free to add to the list, though I should warn you, if your idea's any good I'll be forced to steal it, claiming all media rights and adding another sinuous tentacle to the many-armed beast that is the Slimbo Media Empire. Mwah-hah-hah!
Extreme Haggis
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Extreme gas huffing
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Extreme Library Science
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After Uber was medicated, I and the SO came up with extreme farting and extreme pestering, born of our beloved departed bloodhound, Sybil and our beloved French bull dog, Aldo . I value your considerate removal of monkey baiting.
ReplyDeleteextreme alphabetizing...hmmm, David?
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or
Extreme Person-Smelling, also called
Extreme Sniffing of People
Extreme mediocrity.
ReplyDeleteWhich is a delicate balancing act.
Nolanik's Extreme Psychosomatic Turrets is a wonderful concept in an artsy sorta way. Slim's ideas always stir up active minds.
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ReplyDeleteAnd Marco, I have often gone to the brink of thinking myself into Turretic (?) outbursts. I mean, who hasn't?
Nik, I'm always on the edge of one. I'm half-Sicilian. What does Ruth-Anne do when you, ya' know, Turret yourself up?
ReplyDeleteAnd for the extremities: Extreme drooling-while-yelling-Socialist-slogans
Yeah, she spins in circles. She loves it.
ReplyDeleteWhen Ana's 13 yr old sister came in town recently, we invented Extreme Rock, Paper, Scissors. Our hands were numb for days.
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