Wednesday, July 26, 2006


After the events of the past year, we now have a city full of homegrown experts in a variety of fields:
  • meteorology
  • hydrography
  • topography
  • civil engineering
  • insurance law
  • mold remediation
  • home repair
What else?

Let's put that newfound expertise to work. The city's a little strapped for cash. Maybe we can privatize, and hire the citizenry out as emergency response consultants. Hell, just dismantle FEMA and hire us. We'll bring our scrappy, view-from-the-trenches know-how to a disaster near you.

Now all we need is a snazzy marketing campaign.

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