Friday, September 15, 2006

Joe Is Eaten Alive By Wolves (A Very Special Episode of "Joe the Skeleton's Big, Very Exciting Day")

Good gracious, this is an exciting day! Joe has just barely finished getting his groove on when he encounters wolves. Wolves! Sadly, they eat him alive. But so shall it be. In the end, we must all shuffle off this mortal coil.

And where the hell is that Fifi? Stupid imaginary pets, never there when you need them.

<- Previously on "Joe the Skeleton's Big, Very Exciting Day."


  1. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Sacre Dieu! Silver skeleton keys are to wolves as crucifixes/garlic are to vampires. I know it doesn't help Joe now, but in the future...

  2. Anonymous8:19 AM


    Oh I regret being so flippant about the snakes, thinking a skeleton HAS no mortal coil to worry about...
    Tis a consummation
    And to think if he hadn't dawdled over his mortality so long there would have been more time to get the skeleton keys,
    cruel, cruel fate.

  3. The leg bone's connected to the knee bone. The knee bone's connected to the...oh poor Joe.

  4. it's amazing that joe still alive after that