I wore my underwear backwards all day yesterday. It wasn't intentional. I discovered it at work when I went to the restroom and encountered certain logistical complexities... at which point, without awkward and excessive shenanigans, I was pretty much committed to the configuration. So I wore my underwear backwards all day yesterday.
Quit laughing at me.
Food week was strung together magnificently, and now you've managed to move from defecation amid a clothes-shopping experience to urination in difficult undergarment circumstances. Clearly, you are a master at work.
ReplyDeleteHere comes Bodily Functions Week!
ReplyDeleteNot really.
Well, maybe...
I'm just shattered that you, your backwards underwear, and your fam didn't come to my birthday party.
ReplyDeleteShattered.
Sha doo bee.
Shattered Shattered.
Uh oh, I must be behind on my blog reading...
ReplyDeleteI knew a boy in college who proudly boasted of this - it was all part of his elaborate laundry avoidance plan. He got 4 days wear out of one pair of drawers, or so he claimed. His schedule went something like this:
ReplyDeleteDay One: wear front side front
Day Two: wear front size back
Day Three: Turn *inside out* and wear front side front
Day Four: Still inside out, wear front side back
Not surprisingly, he is now a somewhat famous criminal defense attorney. And anytime I see his name in the paper, or read some blurb about him in the alumni magazine all I can think of is his FourDayUnderpantsPlan....
Wow. I think I'm speechless...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle.
ReplyDeleteBlame these new-fangled tagless underwear. I don't need to know if they really were, I'll just blame them.