Friday, October 13, 2006

Overheard in the Park: Giant-Mutant-Lizard-Bugs

"It was long and skinny and had orange stripes. It looked like a cross between some kind of bug and a lizard. I don't know. I think that water did something."
That's going to be the first line of my wretched B-movie horror flick.

The camera pans to the left, zooms in on the storm-grate, then spirals down into the subterranean darkness where murky shadows of giant, post-diluvian monstrosities slither to and fro...


  1. Slim does Sundance. I can see it coming.

  2. will Joe be making a cameo?