Thursday, October 26, 2006

Q & A[tink!]

I'd like to open up the floor for questions—any topic you want: evil monkeys, good monkeys, chaotic neutral monkeys, evil apes, chaotic neutral apes (there are no good apes), string theory, the String Cheese Incident, film theory, the Film Cheese Incident—you name it. If I don't know the answer, I'll be more than happy to make one up.


  1. Do you believe that Aristotle wrote a (lost) treatise on comedy?

  2. What alignment were the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz?

  3. Parrot, Monkey, Unicorn, Kitten, T-Rex. Argh! Ahoy, matey! Avast! Shiver me timbers! ...

  4. What makes a monkey evil? Where does an evil monkey's soul go after death?
    Where does "monkey business" really mean?
    How did the phrase "monkey on my back" originate?

  5. Where does "monkey business"... should be WHAT does. It's the flu shot I got yesterday.

    Is their a relation between string theory string beans and string cheese?

  6. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Not likely, but Bean Theory Incident is an AWESOME jam band.

  7. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Shiver me timbers.
    Monkeys and jam bands:
    sounds like trouble.

  8. Anonymous9:23 PM

    Is there space and time in heaven?

  9. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Do you believe in an ultimate truth persay
    (as related to the idea of limitless possibilities and even probabilities)?