Friday, October 20, 2006

Touch Your Doughnut

You know what I don't like? I don't like that guy in the break room fingering his way through every doughnut in the box before selecting the one he wants. I don't want pre-touched doughnuts. Touch your own damn doughnut, Mr. Doughnut Toucher Man.


  1. Maybe you should touch all the powdered ones first and then insert you finger just slightly into a nostril in order to give the effect that you are pickier -of course, you have to stand over the donuts while he is around in order to acheive the desired results.

    That should solve any future problems and ensure that you have first dibs.

    If you are uncomfortable inserting your finger, I am sure that you could find an adequate substitute in an office area.

  2. He might just think I'm a coke-head.

  3. Well then I guess you'll just have to do it all RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

    And this is the best one ever: