Friday, November 24, 2006

Rejected Smurf Concepts

  • Junkie Smurf*
  • Skeezy Smurf
  • Morbid Smurf
  • Stalker Smurf
  • Hairy Smurf
  • Socially Awkward Smurf
  • Commie Smurf
  • Tranny Smurf
  • Fatty Smurf
  • Disco Smurf
* I almost did this as a Halloween costume one year. I'm kind of glad I didn't.


  1. Laughed til blue in face.

    Some say they're all Commies:

  2. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Smelly smurfs??

  3. Yeah, I also thought of "smelly" but then discovered that it's not rejected. Actually, a lot of the real smurf names are at least as weird as the ones I came up with.

  4. Anonymous9:43 AM

    I like Morbid Smurf as a potential new character, perhaps having adventures with Disco Smurf.

    On the Smurf wiki I identify with the social skills of Wild Smurf (as I only made a D on your Social Grade poll):
    Wild Smurf was lost in the forest when he was a baby, and he grew as a Tarzan-like woodsman, raised by squirrels, dressed only in leaves. He is not understood by the other Smurfs, but can communicate with animals.

    Of course the whole "raised by squirrels" thing just sounds crazy, it was more likely ferrets or mongooses (that squirrels-for-parents crack is a well-known Smurf slight).

    I'd also like to see a pro-vegetarian, living off the grid Smurf, ...named Tofurkey Smurf ?

  5. Anonymous9:01 PM

    I don't care what they say, I am going to reject smelly/stinky smurfs!!

  6. Disko Smurf is genius. I might steal this idea come next Halloween...

  7. Please do. (And send a picture.)

  8. Anonymous4:10 PM

    what about Horny Smurf?

  9. How about Dead Smurf? Never says anything, never does anything, just lies in his mushroom house, drawing flies and rotting. On the other hand he was a great listening and perfect for getting rid of Gargamel--"I'm not touching THAT! Ugh!"