You mad-lib it. I consult the tickling of my fancies and, just maybe*, draw it:
And don't forget this is a family blog, you filthy beast.
* All the usual caveats apply: I'm slow, lazy, and unreliable; prone to manic enthusiasms and easily distracted. As my daughters like to quote to quote to each other, "You get what you get, and you don't get upset."
A monkey with a scandinavian bolo shaking a saucy cocktail.
ReplyDeleteA bull dog with a squished nose playing a fender bass.
ReplyDeleteA poop with a smelly cow eating a red tree.
ReplyDeleteA dog with a purple Toyota jumping a well-lit apple.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can do it.
By the way, does your 3 year old really say "you get what you get, and you don't get upset?" Is that workin' for you? Does it apply to people or just things like mealtime? I'm intrigued.