Is there a pun for every career?
- Accountants?
- Car salesmen?
- Organic chemists?
- Small-engine maintenance technicians?
- Wal-Mart greeters?
- Sandwich artists?
We still have so much to learn...
* Nor was this a particularly good example of the genre.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Bumper-Comedy Gold
The other day I saw a bumper sticker, "WELDERS STAY IN HEAT". Now, I realize this is not a new genre*—the career-innuendo pun has been kicked around for a while. (Though at the moment I can't actually think of a single other example. "SPELUNKERS DO IT IN DEEP HOLES"? No...) But I'm wondering if maybe, just maybe, there's a bit of bumper-comedy gold left in that vein.
Is there a pun for every career?
We still have so much to learn...
* Nor was this a particularly good example of the genre.
Is there a pun for every career?
We still have so much to learn...
* Nor was this a particularly good example of the genre.
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Embalmers do it on the table???
ReplyDeleteewww.....
A T-shirt my friend wears: "Archaeologists Date Any Old Thing."
ReplyDeletei've seen an entire set of engineering ones, but i can't think of most of them at the moment. "chemical engineers are good at bonding" is one.
ReplyDeletebut, a more important question lies before us: *are* chemical engineers good at bonding?
You can't beat Wagner's Meat
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's a whole 'nother kettle of naughty fish. What variations are there on THAT theme? "You can't choke Wagner's chicken"? Hmm...
ReplyDeleteI knew a competitive swimmer who had one: "breastroking is fun"
ReplyDeleteI believe that the owner of Wagner's meat wanted to promote his auto service stations with a follow-up line of bumper stickers: You can't pass Wagner's Gas.
ReplyDeleteabove my desk @ work I have a bumper sticker someone gave me that says "DRAFTERS DRAW OUT THE BEST"
ReplyDeleteRangers do it in the park!!
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