Sunday, May 27, 2007

Java Drive

This morning I woke up and made the brutal discovery that we had no coffee in the house—a most hateful coffee conundrum. How can you get coffee if you don't have coffee?

There should be a coffee delivery service:*

Two large coffees and a pound of French Roast, whole bean if you please. AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN! Thank you kindly.

I would pay any price.

* This must have happened somewhere, right?


  1. I've often thought that a coffee truck (like, ice cream truck) could make good money in the right neighborhoods.

    I wonder what song a coffee truck would play?

  2. It would have to be "Java Jive". Can't you hear it jangling out through the neighborhood, tinny and slightly out of key?

    But the truck would have to drive really slowly to give us bleary-eyed zombies time to find our slippers and get them on the right feet and make sure we don't still have drool on the side of our face and stumble out of the house into the harsh light of day. "Cawww-feeeeee....."

  3. Anonymous5:38 PM

    Coffee Ambulance!

    No coffee in the morning is an EMERGENCY.

  4. I thought you did a stint in Gotham, where this is simply not a problem.