I Once Waited on Marilyn Manson

I once waited on Marilyn Manson:

• His people called ahead requesting a "VIP table". It was a slow night. I looked around the restaurant. There were no VIP tables but plenty of empty tables. "Sure."
• They came, the whole band plus a giant body guard.
• I started to take the order of the person nearest me. Everyone quickly pointed to Marilyn. I took Marilyn's order.
• He ordered an elaborate multi-course meal and a Coke.
• Everyone else ordered the same elaborate multi-course meal and a Coke.
• He barely touched the first course. He ordered another Coke.
• Everyone else barely touched the first course (except the bodyguard). They ordered another Coke.
• He barely touched the second course. He ordered another Coke.
• Everyone else barely touched the second course (except the bodyguard). They ordered another Coke.
• This went on for some time...
• They each drank six Cokes.
• They didn't talk.
• They didn't smile.
• Marilyn paid with a credit card. It had his real name, Brian Warner
• He left a crappy tip.