Wednesday, June 20, 2007

...of Two Weevils

a) Bono

b) Sting
Place your vote.


  1. I'm going to give Sting a modicum of credit for his part in Quadrophenia. Otherwise there's little to pick from.

  2. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Sting, definitely.

  3. Anonymous7:59 AM

    just keep this in mind:

  4. Anonymous12:18 PM

    i'm a bono guy.

  5. Though it pains me greatly, I've got to go with Bono. At least, when he's not busy being a self-aggrandizing rock star, he like saves Africa 'n' stuff. As best as I can figure, Sting just goes on late night talk shows and brags about how many hours he and his wife made Tantric-love the other night. ("Quadrophenia" is the only thing in my Sting-Pros column.)

  6. Anonymous8:13 PM

    Ditto the above for Bono 'cause he saves Africa "n atuff.

  7. Anonymous12:12 AM

    Dude, what is with their *names*???! Why can't either of them just have a normal name? I suggest a new Slimbo feature: make up new pop star names.

    That said, I'm plumping for Bono too. Not just for Africa, but because he doesn't have a solo career. Unlike Sting: "Songs from the Labyrinth", "Nothing Like the Sun" "The Soul Cages" ... just too awful.

  8. I think my pop star name will be: Welt.

  9. Bono gets my vote. That tree on the slopes did him in.