Thursday, February 21, 2008

"Going to the Chapel and We're..."

June is contemplating her marriage prospects:
"Maybe I'll marry Obama."

"He's married."

"Maybe I'll marry Ashley from the snowball stand."
Would we get free snowballs for life? If so, the union most definitely has my blessing (though they'll have to hold off for a couple of decades to resolve various age-discrepancies and legislative obstacles).


  1. Anonymous8:16 AM

    June has remarkably good taste. I admire her husband prospect and have giddy affection for her wife prospect. (Okay, affection is probably the wrong word. I am looking for something more stalkerish.) But I had never thought of the two in the same context. Come to think of it, maybe June is on to something and Ashley would make a good veep pick, carrying the much-sought-after snobliz with condensed milk demographic. OBAMA/HANSEN (not her dad the magistrate judge) in '08.

  2. Poor Miss Junebug is going to have to get in line, or at least speak up soon: Ashely is getting married in three weeks!

    I agree with Billy: OBAMA/HANSEN '08! Why didn't we think of this earlier?!?