Sunday, June 29, 2008

Genuine Conversations with Small Offspring

"Is today tomorrow?"

"Uh... Today is tomorrow for yesterday."

"Is today the poo party?"*

"Today is the pool party."

"Oh... yeah."

* What exactly would a poo party entail? I shudder to think.


  1. Anonymous9:38 PM

    That's funny. Today my 5 year old had some friends over and they played "going poop" in the pool. Each time the went down the slide into the water they'd say that they were poops going into the toilet. So, there you go...pool party, poo party: could be one and the same.

  2. Anonymous7:07 AM

    lots of winnies and bears

  3. Molly refuses the concept of "yesterday"...she prefers "last day," which strikes me as very medieval. Or something.