Thursday, December 18, 2008

I'm pretty sure this one is meant to be the punchline to a joke, but I have no idea what the joke should be, so here's where you come in: make one up. "[YOUR JOKE-SETUP HERE]. And then the monkey says, 'or I'll be a monkey's uncle.'" Abundant, uproarious laughter. It'll be beautiful. (And can somebody explain to me why the monkey looks so sad? No, sad monkey, no. Laugh, monkey, laugh!)


  1. Anonymous10:05 AM

    As a New Yorkerish cartoon, give the monkey a pipe, golf pants, a porkpie hat, sitting at a bar. While the monkey says nothing in the cartoon, the bartender says, 'But aren't you, in fact, a monkey's uncle?'

  2. How much for the ape? I'd really like to buy this monkey.

    Oh, wait. He's only a monkey's uncle- not the real thing. Just an uncle. Probably related by marriage. Nevermind.

  3. According to Mike Homan there's going to be a bonfire on New Year's Eve and some imbibing or I'll be a monkey's uncle

  4. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Police Officer: Your owner beat the monkey?
    Sad Monkey: Yup. A couple of us - me too, actually.
    Police Officer: And you guys were just acting in self-defense?
    Sad Monkey: That's right officer...or I'll be a monkey's uncle.

  5. "Bride or Groom?"

    "I'm the Monkey's uncle."

  6. Anonymous12:26 PM

    He's just finished telling his brother (another monkey) to use birth control on his prom date.