I'm pretty sure this one is meant to be the punchline to a joke, but I have no idea what the joke should be, so here's where you come in: make one up. "[YOUR JOKE-SETUP HERE]. And then the monkey says, 'or I'll be a monkey's uncle.'" Abundant, uproarious laughter. It'll be beautiful. (And can somebody explain to me why the monkey looks so sad? No, sad monkey, no. Laugh, monkey, laugh!)
As a New Yorkerish cartoon, give the monkey a pipe, golf pants, a porkpie hat, sitting at a bar. While the monkey says nothing in the cartoon, the bartender says, 'But aren't you, in fact, a monkey's uncle?'
ReplyDeleteCh-ching!
ReplyDeleteHow much for the ape? I'd really like to buy this monkey.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. He's only a monkey's uncle- not the real thing. Just an uncle. Probably related by marriage. Nevermind.
According to Mike Homan there's going to be a bonfire on New Year's Eve and some imbibing or I'll be a monkey's uncle
ReplyDeletePolice Officer: Your owner beat the monkey?
ReplyDeleteSad Monkey: Yup. A couple of us - me too, actually.
Police Officer: And you guys were just acting in self-defense?
Sad Monkey: That's right officer...or I'll be a monkey's uncle.
"Bride or Groom?"
ReplyDelete"I'm the Monkey's uncle."
He's just finished telling his brother (another monkey) to use birth control on his prom date.
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