
Pop quiz: What's he reading?*
* I ask because I really don't know. What keeps the bearded set turning the pages these days?
A provider of quality insult-driven technology solutions. How do you know we're the best? Because we we tell you. We will constantly remind of exactly how extremely smart and knowledgeable we are while simultaneously enumerating all the ways in which you are amazingly ignorant of all things technological. And what on Earth were you thinking when you tried to manually configure your LAN settings, because it so obviously needs to be dynamic—not static—IP, and you should probably just stick to configuring your screen saver, if you can even handle that. Snort! That's the Insult-Tech guarantee!And I'd already had the custom shirts made. Dang!
"A refundable credit is allowed against income tax for the military service members and their dependents who purchase Louisiana hunting or fishing licenses."That's so Louisiana. (Can we start a TV show: "That's So Louisiana"? Just like "That's So Raven". It'll be huge on Disney.)
“The way people here talk is like gold laying in the street.”Yeah, ya'right.
"get my lick back"Student A sneaks a lick (smack or punch) on Student B. Student B decides to retaliate and return the smack or punch, declaring that he or she is going to "get my lick back".