Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Clippity Cloppity

What technical, ethical, and legal obstacles must be overcome before we can shod our children horse-style? May I suggest that we resolve them promptly?*

* Sadly, they don't exist, but if they did, I'd pay good money for the services of a shoe-nanny: Just come in the morning, convince my children to don a practical and matching pair of shoes in a timely fashion; then come back later and convince them, upon taking off their shoes, to place them in the shoe bin (not on the stairs or the kitchen table or in the toaster or wherever they usually seem to wind up.).


  1. Back in the olden days when I walked 4 miles to school all uphill and had one pair of shoes----!!

  2. Was it all uphill coming back too?

  3. Of course!