- OMGUT (Oh My Great Uncle's Teeth)
- LSAM (Laugh Silently And Mirthlessly)
- ROGSMTMN (Rolling On Grapes Snorting Milk Through My Nose)
- FAOTFWASIMM (Flopping Around On The Floor With A Spoon In My Mouth)
- AFAICAGTWALIAEOPQU (As Far As I Can Ascertain Given That We Are Living In An Era Of Post-Quantum Uncertainty)
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
OMGUT!
I feel that the existing batch of inter-slang acronyms—OMG (Oh My God), LOL (Laugh Out Loud), ROTFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off), AFAIK (As Far As I Know), etc.—has grown stale and inadequate (so late nineties), and I have therefore decided to create new ones. Henceforth, I shall intersperse my posts with the following shorthands:
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Oh my gut!! A stomach ache do you have?
ReplyDelete"A stomach ached do you have?" That sounded kind of Yoda-ish. OMGUT, Yoda just visited my blog!
ReplyDeleteTSS-- Thin Superior Smile
ReplyDeleteSISL--Staring Into Space Listlessly
NRPATWYSBITTFOHTGTICOOMK - Not Really Paying Attention To What You're Saying Because I'm Trying To Figure Out How To Get These Infernal Crumbs Out Of My Keyboard
ReplyDeleteLong ago some friends of mine grew tired of lol and took up lut, laughing under turtles.
ReplyDeleteI'll also suggest NABNL-Nodding Absently But Not Listening
ICCOWYSBYHABPOYNANIHAIE: I Can't Concentrate On What You're Saying Because You Have A Boogar Peekin' Out Yer Nostril And Now I Have An Itch, Etc...
ReplyDeleteBYH, BHH: Bless your heart, bless his/her heart...